(Source: becausecardigans)

soullessjoylessnewsie:

DAMMIT, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF LUKE AND LORELAI’S WEDDING THAT NEVER WAS??????

louise-at-the-plaza:

You know what day I’m not getting married? JUNE 3RD D:

donnermaysilee:

I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous

(via forever-and-alwayss)

(Source: unrealendings, via classssyandfabulous)

I never lived the life of ‘Oh, you’re so good-looking’. People thought I was a girl when I was little, because I looked like a girl-maybe because my mother would keep my hair really long in a bowl cut. I was in a coffee shop once and the waitress was like, ‘What do you want, Miss?’ I was 10 or 11-the worst age to have that happen. I had a jean jacket on and a Metallica pin. I thought I was really cool.

(Source: truesouls, via laksjdhfg09)

australiansanta:

if an iguana smokes weed is it called a mariguana

(via smallestpark)

courag3:

My boyfriend just told me that the Krabby Patty secret ingredient is crab hence why it’s called a Krabby Patty and why Mr. Krabs is so secretive over it because he doesn’t want people to know their eating people like him and Plankton is actually a good guy.

(via theres-more-to-life)